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The Crazy Hair Chemist

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There are 4 methods that are currently available to solve thinning & balding


Many are familiar with the different medications available that serve as hormone blockers or inhibitors to regrow hair.


These meds may or may not work. And they certainly have their side effects.


Everything does.


This option can yield terrific results. Of course, results may vary. And, you get what you pay for. It is reported that Elon Musk has spent upwards of $50k to achieve his natural look - or is it?

There is another way.

Hair System

Another costly option that yields good results if you are willing to pay for it and suffer through the application process.


For best results...

The Crazy Hair Chemist!

You can regrow your hair naturally using proper nutrition and mineral balance.

We will guide you through a personalized regimen to rebalance your body igniting natural hair growth.


Get in touch today!

Eager to learn more? See below for more information about who we are and the hair analysis test we use to configure your personalized regimen.

Why Alchemy Method, the team & me?

Alchemy, originally, was the medieval practice that attempted to transform base metals into precious gold. While the Alchemy Method™ is not attempting to transform metals into gold, we are attempting to optimize the body’s very real, complex and spiritual process of transforming nutrients into energy.

The Alchemy Method™ is as much a call to nature, as it is a breakthrough in modern scientific methods of biohacking & anti-aging at the cellular level. This method goes deeper than any anti aging night cream or product, and analyzes the components of health: Mind, Body & Spirit, in their most measurable forms.


70% of our body is made up of water (99% at the molecular level!) + carbon + nitrogen + minerals - such as sodium, magnesium, potassium, zinc and iron. If we can find where the “sparks” in your body are misfiring then we can understand exactly what changes will result in effective and harmonious function.

The Alchemy Method redefines the components of health as Mind, Mineral & Spirit.

The Alchemy Method™ has partnered with Energetix for their incredible products: state-of-the-art blends of herbs and energetic medicines. Additionally, we have a team that provides full support and a network of healthcare professionals that assist in reviewing our most complex cases. We work directly with the world’s leading international Hair Tissue Mineral Analysis Lab.


So why test the hair?
Why not blood or poop?

By testing the hair, we can see what is happening at a cellular level. Stool or urine are the excess of toxins - what our bodies no longer need, it is what we excrete. Our hair is what we are storing, so hair provides a really clear picture of where we are deficient and what sparks are misfiring - causing symptoms such as lack of energy, weight gain or the ability to release weight, hormonal imbalances, etc...

What will we address:

  • Heavy metal toxicity

  • Mineral & nutrient deficiencies

  • Metabolic rate

    • Do you have a fast or slow metabolism

    • Should you be eating a high fat or low carb diet 

  • Adrenal & Thyroid function

    • Are you running on adrenaline?

    • How is your vitality?

  • Skin, Hair, Nails & Anti-Aging 

  • Hormonal imbalances

  • Nervous system imbalances

    • Fight or flight: are you sympathetic and parasympathetic dominant? 

  • Inflammation 

  • Energy levels 

  • Mental health

    • Anxiety or depression could be affected by your current mineral state 

  • Liver function

  • Blood sugar imbalances/diabetes

  • Digestive dysfunction 

  • Food suggestions

    • Foods to avoid to support your metabolic rate, mineral deficiencies & toxic loads 

  • Your mineral defense to defeat bacteria and virus

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